Thursday, January 01, 2009

A Clove of Truth: Stinging Yet Clarifying.

My most sincere apologies to you all for such a prolonged absence from this, my Diary. I shall recommence regular postings presently. In the meantime, I would like to direct your attention to one of the greatest reasons for why I have been so silent as of late... I have helped launch a new online satirical publication, The Garlic Press, in order to challenge The Onion's unethical monopoly on reporting the fake news. I invite you all to join me and my partners as we celebrate our First Edition on this First Day of the New Year! (As an added bonus for the curious, I have forfeited my nom de guerre while serving as an editor and correspondent for this new venture.)

Happy 2009, Dear Readers! May this coming year provide us with all that we have lacked in the one now past.

1 comment:

Krista said...

Yea! It was great. Jess and I read it all, but there are some grammatical errors. Don't worry they're not in your pieces. :o)